May 22

"I am because my little dog knows me."
Gertrude Stein

May 21

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
Sue Murphy

May 19 & 20

"I give my dog one thousand kisses eveyr day!"
WHB

May 18

"Two dogs may be twice the fun, but it is important that each dog has an individual relationship with you."

May 17

"Hold me, lest I flee, and return me to my master Viventius on the estate of Callistus."
ID tag possibly worn by a dog in Rome around 400 AD

May 16

"A dog's day consists of eating, playing and sleeping, and while sleeping, the dog dreams of eating and playing."
Anonymous

May 15

"Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
Homer Simpson

May 14

"Dogs know it's better to stretch after sleeping than to save those seconds for anything else."
Marc-Christophe

May 12 & 13

"From a dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog."
Mabel Louise Robinson

May 11

"Never punish a puppy for chewing. Instead, provide them with something appropriate to chew on."

May 10

"For dogs, it's never too rainy to go for a walk."

May 9

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
Robert Benchley

May 8

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant"

May 7

"Teaching a dog to do tricks is a great way to get children to participate in training your dog."

May 5 & 6

"Even if you don't like dogs, a friendly dog will like you."

May 4

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
James Thurber

May 3

"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' someone else's dog around."
Will Rogers

May 2

"The once popular dog name Fido is from the Latin word meaning 'fidelity.'"

May 1

"He is my most sincere admirer; he loves me though he has never read my work!"
Rudyard Kipling of his cocker spaniel

April 30

"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people."
Karel Capek

April 28 & 29

"The richness and variation of the world's odors and smells are reserved for dogs, which is fine with me."
Marc-Christophe

April 27

"Money will buy you a pretty dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
Henry Wheeler Shaw

April 26

"I saw a bumper sticker that said, 'I love dogs and I vote.' I want one that says, 'I vote for dogs.'"

April 25

"I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to try keeping four dogs, two of which are puppies."
Elizabeth von Arnum

April 24

"Dogs have two sets of teeth, just like humans. First they have 30 puppy teeth, then 42 adult teeth."

April 23

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight--it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Dwight D. Eisenhower

April 21 & 22

"If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening for you in doggie heaven."
Frank and Ernest comic strip

April 20

"The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people."
Daniel Pinkwater

April 19

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich."
Louis Sabin

April 18

"Through eye contact and body language, humans and dogs can understand each other almost perfectly."

April 17

"I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world."
Samuel Johnson

April 16

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
Max Eastman

April 14 & 15

"Yesterday, I was a dog. Today, I'm a dog. Tomorrow, I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's just so little hope for advancement."
Snoopy

April 13

"If you can't decide between a shepherd, a setter, or a poodle, get them all...adopt a mutt"
ASPCA